Last weeks Top 5 Tuesday was sort of a downer. So this weeks will be a real pick me up ... or should I say "prick" me up. Oh me!!
Top 5 Porno Titles With Mainstream Inspiration
5. "Sperms of Endearment" - A touching movie where one member is slowly fading away. Or is that a movie where one is touching his quickly rising member?
4. "The Legend In Bagger's Pants" - Finally a movie that makes watching golf exciting. We'd love to see the hole-in-one in this one!
3. " Batman In Robin" - This movie finally answers the question of why a grown man would take in some street urchin into his home. Let's see: Bruce Wayne lives alone in a big house and he wears tights. 'Nuff said.
2. "The Bad Nudes Bared" - Just how did the coach got his last name "Buttermaker"?
1. "Sorest Rump" - I won't even go into the analogy of how "life is like a box of chocolates". Actually, any chocolate reference isn't going to sound good at this point given the title of this masturbatory-piece.
Some other finalists include "The Brady Munch", "Caddysnatch", "Diddle Her On The Roof", "Honey, I Shrank Your Clit", and "Men In Back".
So folks get on it and give me some of your five faves!!