Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Top 5 Tuesday

Last weeks Top 5 Tuesday was sort of a downer. So this weeks will be a real pick me up ... or should I say "prick" me up. Oh me!!

Top 5 Porno Titles With Mainstream Inspiration

5. "Sperms of Endearment" - A touching movie where one member is slowly fading away. Or is that a movie where one is touching his quickly rising member?

4. "The Legend In Bagger's Pants" - Finally a movie that makes watching golf exciting. We'd love to see the hole-in-one in this one!

3. " Batman In Robin" - This movie finally answers the question of why a grown man would take in some street urchin into his home. Let's see: Bruce Wayne lives alone in a big house and he wears tights. 'Nuff said.

2. "The Bad Nudes Bared" - Just how did the coach got his last name "Buttermaker"?

1. "Sorest Rump" - I won't even go into the analogy of how "life is like a box of chocolates". Actually, any chocolate reference isn't going to sound good at this point given the title of this masturbatory-piece.

Some other finalists include "The Brady Munch", "Caddysnatch", "Diddle Her On The Roof", "Honey, I Shrank Your Clit", and "Men In Back".

So folks get on it and give me some of your five faves!!

4 comments:

Chelle said...

You really do make me laugh! Brillant!

DCNats said...

I think it's an absolute travesty that "The legend of Bagger's Pants" isn't higher on the list!??!? I demand a recount.

Cincysundevil said...

Chelle-
Thank you! Hopefully we'll get some new entries out of you soon!!

Cincysundevil said...

Dcnats-
Actually a recount shows that "Saturday Night Beaver" and "The Joy Suck Club" might sneak into the Top 5. "Throbbin' Hood" is sure to finish in the Top 10 though!