Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Top 5 Tuesday

Last weeks Top 5 Tuesday was sort of a downer. So this weeks will be a real pick me up ... or should I say "prick" me up. Oh me!!

Top 5 Porno Titles With Mainstream Inspiration

5. "Sperms of Endearment" - A touching movie where one member is slowly fading away. Or is that a movie where one is touching his quickly rising member?

4. "The Legend In Bagger's Pants" - Finally a movie that makes watching golf exciting. We'd love to see the hole-in-one in this one!

3. " Batman In Robin" - This movie finally answers the question of why a grown man would take in some street urchin into his home. Let's see: Bruce Wayne lives alone in a big house and he wears tights. 'Nuff said.

2. "The Bad Nudes Bared" - Just how did the coach got his last name "Buttermaker"?

1. "Sorest Rump" - I won't even go into the analogy of how "life is like a box of chocolates". Actually, any chocolate reference isn't going to sound good at this point given the title of this masturbatory-piece.

Some other finalists include "The Brady Munch", "Caddysnatch", "Diddle Her On The Roof", "Honey, I Shrank Your Clit", and "Men In Back".

So folks get on it and give me some of your five faves!!


Chelle said...

You really do make me laugh! Brillant!

DCNats said...

I think it's an absolute travesty that "The legend of Bagger's Pants" isn't higher on the list!??!? I demand a recount.

Cincysundevil said...

Thank you! Hopefully we'll get some new entries out of you soon!!

Cincysundevil said...

Actually a recount shows that "Saturday Night Beaver" and "The Joy Suck Club" might sneak into the Top 5. "Throbbin' Hood" is sure to finish in the Top 10 though!