Thursday, January 25, 2007

Flesh Eating Lawyers, Crackheads, and Bums!!!

I swear ... sometimes, I really love my job. We get on these weird topics that somehow lead us in all directions that typically leave us laughing our asses off at stupid shit. Let me give you an idea of some of the topics of the past two weeks:

How everyone thought Bobby Brown was the crazy one, but that after some time, it was Whitney who was really the crackhead.

Various stories that homeless have given to get change out of us.

Is Kirsten Dunst hot?

What legitimate reason could anyone give for having church services that last more than hour.

Why is it that watching a guy get it in the balls is hilarious.

Today's topic was a good one though: In the hypothetical, the entire law department is on a trip to South America when our plane crashes in the Andres. Of all our co-workers, who would we eat first?

This was a tough question because how does one set criteria for this? Would you base this on looks? What about some of the bigger people: is there too much fat?

This just goes to show your tax dollars are hard at work!!


Andi said...

Kirsten Dunst is NOT HOT! And that's my final word.

Anonymous said...

That you even admit to pondering the consumption of your co-workers makes me cringe!

Lindsay said...

We talk about zombies all day at work (ie, how to survive the upcoming zombie war. if a zombie bites a shark, does the shark become a zombie shark?). we also try our best to drop the Z bomb in official conversations.

Cincysundevil said...

C'mon ... not even a little?

Cincysundevil said...

Even worse was how people were really getting into the topic about who had the most muscle mass, best diet habits, and so on.

Cincysundevil said...

When the zombies invade, I'm so calling you to bring down that rifle with the permanently attached bayonet. Oh wait ... the zombies invaded already, they're called the GOP.