It's Ruben's Fault For My Train Of Thought Here!!!

If anyone gets the chance, there are some outstanding blogs listed on the right hand side there. I've added a few recently including Modigli, Ruben, and yournamehere. If you guys get the chance, please check them out. They've got some great stuff going on in their blogs.

Now Ruben has gotten me thinking ... and not in a good way. He has a post which had me laughing so hard, I thought I'd piss myself (in of itself a gross thought, but pretty funny when you think about it). But now it's got me thinking ... who at MY job is having sex? And where would they be having sex????

So as I walked around today, I was completely trying to read faces of people when they talked. Could the old guy and the young TECH girl be fucking over someone's Dell monitor? What about the guy and the gal who locked themselves into one of the key card access rooms the other night alone only to reappear later looking as if the room was a bit warm (or was I imagining that)? What about the folks down at the company cafeteria? Are any of them having gratiutous sex over the cabbage rolls? Is that why you never seen them eating anything they've cooked? What about the cleaning staff at night? Is that guy not only waxing the floor, but waxing that ass as well?

And all through the office, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
well, maybe a rabbit ......

And other than on cabbage rolls, where would one have sex in my building? I guess there are some darkened rooms and small cubbyholes here and there. I will now spend the next week or so examining my co-workers to see if I can trace the hint of sexual impropriety anywhere! But then again, I do work with nothing but lawyers who are way too conservative and uptight. Their idea of flaunting it is unbuttoning the top 2 of 3 buttons on a polo. I'm sure Modigli has some wild teacher stories. I know NML will have some crazy office hijinks there in London probably involving some cohorts and the boss' desk. Maybe I'll be able to give you some wild story .... but probably not. Ahh, the things I do to pass my days by.