Did anyone ever remember the show, Snaps on HBO? This was one of my favorite TV shows ever. The whole premise is playing the dozens or essentially a war of comebacks for yo' momma jokes; the two players go back and forth 'til one gets the better of the other. I still love snaps like the following ....
Yo' momma is so dumb the bitch got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away W's.
Yo' momma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Yo' momma is so fat that she beeps when she walks backwards.
Yo' momma is so stupid that someone told her it was chilly outside, so she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo' momma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out. (one of my all time faves!)
Just because you suck dick in a phone booth doesn't mean you're a call girl.
Yo' momma is so stupid she thought Fleetwood Mac was the new burger at McDonalds.
Yo' momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo' momma is so ugly when she was born, the hospital had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
I know these are horrible and I respect mothers immensely ... but damn, I think there are hilarious. So what are you fave yo' momma jokes?