Top 5 Tuesday

Sure, we all get a little lazy from time to time. Some of us will go a couple of days without doing the dishes; some of us will lounge on the couch all weekend; some will even go a couple of days without showering. All in all, we can all be lazy sots and I was this whole week. But I look forward to my Tuesday posts and thought this would be a great topic.

Again, work inspired this post. It started off with a couple of us going over the movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin" with the whole "You know how I know you're gay?" shtick. Then it progressed into snaps. For those of you not familiar with snaps or the dozens, basically it's "yo mama'" jokes that are hurled at one another 'til one is burnt to a crisp.

So, without further adieu, I give you ...

Top 5 Yo Mama Jokes Told This Morning At Work

5. "Yo mama's so bald that you can see what's on her mind."

4. "Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout."

3. "Just because yo sister sucks dick in a phone booth does not mean she's a call girl."

2. "Yo mama wears a wig with a chinstrap".

1. "Yo mama is so black, when she gets out of her car the oil light goes off."

Naturally, there are a few that didn't make the Top 5 such as "Yo mama's glasses are so thick that she can see into the future"; "Yo mama's hair is so short that you can see whats on her mind"; "Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down".

Got any "Yo mama" jokes .......