Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Top 5 Tuesday

I have always been a fan of really bad humor, be it Jackass or yo mama jokes. Yes, these will certainly be future Top 5 topics.

But seeing as I have to get my ass back into the dating world sooner or later, I am definitely in need of learning some new pickup techniques. Not all of us can be some tall, dark, and handsome ladykiller like my mine here. Some of us need a little equalizer to help us get with the ladies. And what gets the ladies better than a cheesy pickup line? Not much I tell you. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ..........

Top 5 Pickup Lines

5. "How you doing?" :
Yeah, this was from Friends. I know I should never quote from a show that purported to be in NYC but never had a black or Puerto Rican character until like season 20. But let's face it; Joey was a man-gina. A he-ho. This line worked then and it may still work now.

4. "Do you have any Mexican in you? No ... would you like some?" :
Sure, it's tacky. Sure, it's absolutely sleazy. But any woman that would respond positively to this is special. No, not the riding the small bus to school special.

3. "Why don't the two of us make like a tree and get out here." :
I don't get this one either. But it sounds good if you're drunk.

2. "Whenever you're ready to leave, I'll be over there." :
This may be one of the greatest pickup lines ever. I have seen it work though. A friend walked over to some very cute girl and gave her this line. He knew nothing about her, hadn't talked to her all night. Gave her this line, she laughed, and started talking.

1. "So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?" :
Just terrible; terrible. But I laughed my ass when I first heard it. Someday Mrs. Cincysundevil will laugh just as hard at how ridiculous this line is.

So what are your fave pickup lines?


Andi said...

Good Lord, man. You've been bloggin' like a mofo lately. Must catch up.

Chelle said...

Dude--- You have to be kidding.

sonrisa morena said...

i must admit that the one about "the mexican in you" made me giggle...i think i would start talking you if you asked me that...it's plain stupid but funny.

mr. colombian's line is "does that smile come with a name?" some women actually fall for this because i've seen mr. colombian in action.

jennifer said...

my favorite pick up line is, "can i buy you a drink?" the way to a girl's heart...

Cincysundevil said...

Sometimes you get the itch to write.

Cincysundevil said...

Of course I'm not kidding. With lines like these, isn't it amazing that I'm single still? ... lol

Cincysundevil said...

You like the idea of Mexican in you? ;)

Cincysundevil said...

Hell, if I would've known it was that easy to a girl's heart, this post wouldn't be needed.