You Brits Have It Too Good

Do know how I know you're gay? You actually like the Grammys.

If I ever hear anyone from the UK bitching about how lame the music scene is will get a swift kick to the plums by yours truly. See, I am watching a bit of the Brit Awards. The opening number by the Scissor Sisters alone has blown away any piece of shit performance that any American music show puts on. Sure, I guess we can see Beyonce for the 20th fucking time that week. Or maybe they'll drag out Paul McCartney so he can plug some piece of shit album we'll all hear on the easy-listening station. But THIS PERFORMANCE ALONE shits on any American award show we have.

The host comes out and he's roasting all the celebs. He's made fun of Robbie Williams' drug and alcohol addiction. He's made fun of Oasis. This host would never get on an American show. Eminem would threaten to kick his ass but only when he's escorted by like huge ass black dudes. This host surely make fun of J-Lo's huge ass only for the camera to zoom in and see the look of complete cunt-dom on her face.

Do you know how this show has credibility? Best Brit Live Act winner is Muse. Not Justin "Bitchboy" Timberlake. Not The Backside Boys or whatever boy band takes it up the ass. Not the Rolling Stones with the crypt keeper on guitar.

For fucks sake ... Amy Winehouse is performing!!!! Not this years American Karaoke "winner" who will have one big selling album before he or she is reduced to giving blow jobs to have some well known producer come up with a hit song.

You Brits have it too good. You should be stuck with the Wal-Mart-ization of American music and be forced to listen to the inane dribbling of cock-sucking Clear Channel radio stations that have like 8 songs they play ad nauseam. Fuck .... American popular music is really beginning to suck ass more and more every day.