Riding on MARTA (the local transit system) is NOT sexy.
There is no good reason that a grown man should be wearing a sports jersey at 10 in the morning on a Tuesday. Don't you have a job or someplace responsible you need to be?
Why, oh dear God why? This doesn't tell me you have money. This tells me that at one time you had enough money to get this done to your hooptie. Plus, you're not even getting a royalty off of this shit!!! These things are popping up all over Atlanta.
Thongs are not for everyone.
Neither is being out in public with no shirt. (and no, that isn't me at the beach!!)
In the South, they put pork in EVERYTHING!!!