Another Sign I'm Completely Unhip

I'm flipping through internet radio stations the other day looking for new tunes to download because I've got to somehow keep up with Deeesguy. If you ever want to know what is coming out that is going to be absolutely awesome, check in with him. He is the man with his finger on the pulse of new music.

Anyways, I come across a tune by Mickey Avalon called "Jane Fonda". The chorus is essentially "do the Jane Fonda". Being a product of the 80's, I'm thinking this is a reference to the aerobics workout tapes. Apparently not. A quick check of Urban Dictionary reveals it is a reference to threesomes. The sad thing is I had no fucking idea!!!

I think I was ready to weep like a child when Old Yeller died. I just saw my last semblance of hipness die right in front of my eyes ... or in my earbuds, I should say! I'm ready for the suburbs I guess. I'll start shopping at Kohls for Dockers, I'll buy Nickelback and Black Eyed Peas CDs so I can act like I'm hip still, and I'll spend Saturdays at Home Depot buying lawn furniture.

Plus, I will win Lindsay's heart by wearing those sexy black socks with sandals.