Friday, March 23, 2007

Another Sign I'm Completely Unhip

I'm flipping through internet radio stations the other day looking for new tunes to download because I've got to somehow keep up with Deeesguy. If you ever want to know what is coming out that is going to be absolutely awesome, check in with him. He is the man with his finger on the pulse of new music.

Anyways, I come across a tune by Mickey Avalon called "Jane Fonda". The chorus is essentially "do the Jane Fonda". Being a product of the 80's, I'm thinking this is a reference to the aerobics workout tapes. Apparently not. A quick check of Urban Dictionary reveals it is a reference to threesomes. The sad thing is I had no fucking idea!!!

I think I was ready to weep like a child when Old Yeller died. I just saw my last semblance of hipness die right in front of my eyes ... or in my earbuds, I should say! I'm ready for the suburbs I guess. I'll start shopping at Kohls for Dockers, I'll buy Nickelback and Black Eyed Peas CDs so I can act like I'm hip still, and I'll spend Saturdays at Home Depot buying lawn furniture.

Plus, I will win Lindsay's heart by wearing those sexy black socks with sandals.

13 comments:

sonrisa morena said...

this totally made me laugh!!!!

Lindsay said...

AHHHHH not the black socks with sandals!!!!!!

We need to get you some flip flops :)

Andi said...

Wow, this is a lesson for me too. I'm feeling unhipper all the time.

Bonanza JellyBean said...

If you are looking for new music, I would check out Amy Winehouse. She is my new girl crush at the moment. www.myspace.com/amywinehouse


If you already haven't heard of them, I would check out:

James Morrison
Joshua Radin
Amos Lee

Bonanza JellyBean said...

Oh, and Bob Schneider.

deeesguy said...

C'mon, Devil, you know we'll always be in a state of prolonged adolescence. That's why we're awesome! Anyway, I want to love the idea of Amy Winehouse like bonanza, but I just can't get into her sound. She does have a slutty cockney-British thing going so I;m sure you'll love her.

Chelle said...

Nickleback!!! ---noooooooooo!!!!! Please God - NO!

Cincysundevil said...

Sonrisa-
Thanks for laughing at how old I'm getting ;-)

Cincysundevil said...

Lindsay-
When I hit 35, I officially got to lose my sense of fashion. I swear to God, it's a law!!

Cincysundevil said...

Andi-
So do you wanna do the Jane Fonda?

Cincysundevil said...

Bonanza-
I'll definitely check out those artists. Thanks for the heads up.

Cincysundevil said...

Deeesguy-
Hot and with a slutty cockney accent?? You know me so well.

Cincysundevil said...

Chelle-
Trust me, I'll fight it off as long as I can.