Tuesday, August 30, 2005

You Just Gotta Let Some Shit Slide

Isn't this like calling a mentally challenged kid for double dribble? You just gotta let some things slide.

Garfunkel Busted For Pot

Come on now .... this is like arresting Tyson for getting his ass kicked in a fight.

This is like arresting a horny drunk guy for nailing Rosie O.

This is like giving a Southern Baptist hell for not having sex standing up because he believes its too much like dancing.

This is like laughing at fat, Wal-Mart shopping, mini-van driving housewives for buying Josh Groban CD's.

This is like getting pissed off because the directions that the hilljack gave you included "turn off the paved road".

This is like expecting a "pleasant dining experience" at a McDonalds.

Some shit you just gotta let slide.......


A. Estella Sassypants said...

Well said...well said.

Alan said...

My favourite part of this report... it happened "near Woodstock"

NML said...

Hilarious...and true.

yournamehere said...

Yeah, they threw Chong from Cheech and Chong in jail for some drug charge. It's Chong, damn it. Chong!

Cincysundevil said...

Thank ya very much (in my best Elvis impression)

Cincysundevil said...

Isn't that great? It's amazing that they even bothered busting the guy.

Cincysundevil said...

Life in these wacky States!! I wonder if they would've even bothered in the UK