Tuesday, March 07, 2006

My Cat Has Yanni

Say it ain't so!! YANNI arrested? Yahnni beat his girlfriend. I am having a good laugh at this. What in the world can she possibly have done to warrant a beat down from Yanni? Was she listening to Michael Bolton or the equally wussy Josh Groban? Did she finally call him out on his music? Was Yanni acting like Judd Hirsch's dad in the breakrast club: Shut up bitch! Fix me a turkey pot pie. Check out Yanni doing his best gangsta impression; even his mug shot is cheesy! He's not on par with Nick Nolte or James Brown .... damn you Yanni!!

A friend of mine back in the Army always said that Yanni sounds like a cat disease. I always thought his music was more like 2 cats fucking in an alley.

22 comments:

A. Estella Sassypants said...

Oooh, Yanni no looka so good. I can't imagine he could beat anyone. It's probably publicity and his wife actually beat his ass.

sonrisa morena said...

ou when i first read about this i had the same reaction as you but then i started thinking just because he is celebrity that creates all this soothing music doesn't necessarily mean the guy is soothing himself...he is human just like the rest of us. unfortunetly he turned out to be more on the aggressive side...poor dude. i hope it is a publicity stunt and nobody got hurt.

yournamehere said...

If Yanni goes to jail, a man named "Puddin'" will make beautiful music with his ass.

DCNats said...

sometimes Yanni has to smack a bitch!

unforgiving b*tch said...

damn, didn't he used to look better than that?

Brookelina said...

Yo yo Yanni! It's hard out here for a pimp!

deeesguy said...

Why you gotta talk bad about your boy, Yanni? You weren't complaining when you saw his show in the 'Nati! That was Yanni you saw, right?

Cincysundevil said...

Andi-
I love the Operaman impression there. Yanni almost looks like a victim himself.

Cincysundevil said...

Sonrisa-
Yanni isn't a human being; he's some sort of alien life form designed to lull mindless masses into a state of idiocy.

Cincysundevil said...

YNH-
Puddin' .... now that is funny. Making some Yanni pudding ... now I'm a little disturbed but still laughing.

Cincysundevil said...

Dcnats-
Maybe he and Wayne Brady should go into the pimpin' business full time

Cincysundevil said...

Unforgiving-
I don't know that he ever looked better. Cheesier, yes ... but better, no.

Cincysundevil said...

Brooke-
Yanni is the epitome of "pimpin' ain't easy"

Cincysundevil said...

Deesguy-
Nope, you got us tickets for Josh Groban. My testicles shriveled into dust by the end of the show.

JHD said...

Wasn't he married to some supermodel? (Or was that John Tesh? I don't want to waste the brain cells to try and figure that out.)

I would try to figure out how he had a music career, but again, it hurts too much. I just remember that he's one more in a long line of musical "greats" that people have supported over the years: Englebert Humperdinck, Boxcar Willie, the aforementioned John Tesh, David Hasselhoff, Britney Spears....

A. Estella Sassypants said...

Oohhh, you got my Operaman! That's why I lurv you, Cincy!

Ruben said...

What is the world coming to? Yanni lost his mind and became Ike Turner for a minute.

Cincysundevil said...

JHD-
The irony is that you mentioned a long list of folks who have had some run in with the law ... well, except maybe Englebert. I wonder if Boxcar Willie ever had to lay the smack down?

Cincysundevil said...

Andi-
And I lurv you back as well. We're so on the same wave length!!!

Cincysundevil said...

Ruben-
I am laughing so fucking hard right now!! I am picturing Yanni walking around yelling and acting like Ike .... oh man, you dropped the Ike Turner reference .... sooooo classic!! Well done my friend, well done!

JHD said...

I think Boxcar Willie once laid the smackdown on Slim Whitman (another one I forgot to include on my list).

Look at it this way, if LISTENING to their "music" makes you want to commit crime in order to get them to shut up, how bad must the effect be MAKING the "music"?

Cincysundevil said...

JHD-
An Evil Genius can withstand his own bad music. I wonder if Slim and Boxcar ever went out catting together?