Thursday, July 20, 2006

Give The Kids What They Want ....

So this guy used to have a blog ... sometimes it was funny ... sometimes it wasn't. Well ... actually, most of the time it wasn't funny. BUT it was something to read ... sorta like the Reader's Digest you find at your grandmother's house next to her Gold Bond medicated lotion or next to the four-year old Golf magazines you come across at your doctor's office. It was something to read.

Then this jackoff just falls off the face of the earth. Completely gone. Gone like the Anti-Christ's approval rating. Gone like your common sense when the promise of getting laid is waived in your face. Yep ... gone like that. Now, this lazy sack of shit has decided to start writing again ... can you believe it?

I know the question will inevitably come up. Cincy, where have you been? I've been here. Just sorta uninspired and just worn out. You would think a government job would give me plenty of time off .... you would think. My day is starting at 6 A.M. and with traffic, rolling my tubby ass into the gym after work, and getting home at 9 P.M., I'm a bit exhausted. I'm currently involved in an unholy union with an ancient copier with whom I've spent more time this week than with any family I've got nearby. I'll move within the perimeter of the ATL sometime soon, but 'til then, I'll try to update regularly starting ..... now. You can thank Deeesguy for the title of this entry.

I know you saying to yourself: Cincy, what is your take on world events? Israel? The War in Iraq? The war against our civil rights? The elections? All valid topics. But let's face it. There is only one topic that should have the world holding it's collective breath. There is only one topic that has world leaders tossing & turning at night. There is only one topic that has economists pouring over data late into the night.

The topic: So who is better, Angels & Airwaves or +44?

Let's start with Angels. They released their first album and the first song definitely had me psyched. Kudos for throwing the first punch. "The Adventure" was a catchy little ditty. Tom DeLonge has taken this new band a little too seriously though. He has made AVA sound like it's the next coming of Nirvana; a band that will literally rewrite music history. Don't get me wrong .. the CD is decent. It's more like Simple Plan or Good Charlotte decent, not like Alkaline Trio or Rancid or Jimmy Eat World decent. I can't tell if the AVA is supposed to have a Christian bent or not .... but hey, whatever floats Tom's boat is what I say. I say that the band needs to get a few dick and fart jokes, but that's just my opinion.

+44 is officially the "cock tease" of the music world right now. Initially, their site had a tune to listen to that was subtle and understated. Quite good. But that's really been it. I've gotten more satisfaction from filling the toilet bowl at work than I've recently gotten from +44. I only hope +44 brings it; I hope they don't build up their project so much so that it is impossible to live up to my lofty expectations (after all, it's my opinion that counts .... at least on this blog). So until +44 decides to give it up like a drunken teenage girl at her first frat party, I'll have to wait .... and I AM NOT PATIENT!!!!

20 comments:

MoDigli said...

wow - you're back! I didn't think it was gonna happen!

I liked the Angels and Airwaves single on the radio. As for +44 - never heard of them!

Welcome back, Cincy!

Lindsay said...

OMG YOU ARE BACK! man I have missed your posts...good to see you posting again.

As for the music, I do like the single of angels and airwaves that they have been playing on the radio, but I have no clue who +44 is...(uh, except that is the country code for dialing the UK?). I'll have to see if I can find some mp3s.

JHD said...

Huh, what do you know. Waving Cherry Limeades around here DOES work! ;)

jennifer said...

thank God. missed you!

sonrisa morena said...

holy crap!!! now i can sleep again!!

welcome back!!

unforgiving b*tch said...

you're back....I'm sooooo happy now....my life has meaning again! :-)

Seriously, I definitely missed you. Glad to know you're still breathing.

Ruben said...

I love this post. It was funny and well written. Can I borrow the phrase"cock tease"?

deeesguy said...

I can't believe you actually listened to me for once, Devil. This is very much unlike the time I warned you not to mess around with "Crazy #1"....or was that "Crazy #2"?

Grins said...

Found you via Ruben's site BigBrother and have linked you because the blogging world needs to know about another witty male blogger!

Cincysundevil said...

Mo-
Glad to see you're still around as well!! I aim to please so don't worry, I'll be around in one form or another.

Cincysundevil said...

Lindsay-
I missed you as well! Sorry about your dog passing away; it's always tough to lose a member of the family.

Glad to see you caught the UK reference in +44. Keep looking around you'll find some +44 somewhere.

Cincysundevil said...

JHD-
I think the proud aunt could treat us all to a round of Cherry Limeades.

Cincysundevil said...

Jen-
I missed you too. How is the new b/f? Send me your new phone # and address in Cali when you get set up.

Cincysundevil said...

Sonrisa-
You can sleep again, eh? Make some room for me ... lol.

Cincysundevil said...

Unforgiving-
It's good to know you missed me! Hopefully all is well in exciting Dayton!

Cincysundevil said...

Ruben-
Please feel free to borrow the phrase "cock tease". Glad to see you're still around.

Cincysundevil said...

Deesguy-
C'mon. I listen to you all the time ... especially about the whole music thing. Who introduced me to Alkaline Trio, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Eat World??

And, aren't they all Crazies??

Cincysundevil said...

Grins-
The world needs to know about another witty male blogger? ... lol ... when I find one, I'll let you know!! J/K .. Thanks for the link and I love your blog and your pics.

NML said...

Welcome back stranger! xxxx

Cincysundevil said...

NML-
Thank ya love .. xoxoxo