Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Random Thoughts From The Devil

If I had breasts as nice as ScarJo, I swear I'd never leave the house.

Salma Hayek is hot as is Kate Winslet. What makes them both super hot is that they wouldn't put up with male macho bullshit (of which at times I can have just a touch of .....)

Atlanta is way too humid for human habitability. As stupid as it sounds, Phoenix actually was way more tolerable.

In Georgia, you can actually get an
Auburn University license plate .... which is strange considering that Auburn is in fucking Alabama!!! I'm waiting for Ohio to put out University of Michigan plates.

Everytime I think I've heard of a great new band, Deeesguy already has the CD or is past them and on to something new.

Does anyone besides
porn bots still use chat rooms?

MTV has officially become the
wealthy, spoiled, high-school aged fuckstick channel (as if I'm revealing anything new)

Rae Carruth's head has a weird ass shape.

I actually respect Chappelle for walking away. I've read that one of his skits actually pushed him over the edge and that he felt he was only perpetuating a stereotype, not lampooning it in an intelligent way.

Dharma & Greg is still the most painfully unfunny sitcom in history.

I fucking hate the
New York Yankees, the Dallas Cowboys, the Philadelphia Flyers, Brigham Young University, and the Los Angeles Lakers. I might even throw in Ohio State just to get Deeesguy's goat. I hate goats too ...


A. Estella Sassypants said...

If you had ScarJo's breasts you would want to leave the house ALL the time because people would buy you free drinks and give you candy for no reason.

Kate Winslet is my lesbian wife. Step off, mister.

I've divorced MTV forever. I'm not a fuckstick. Nor am I spoiled, rich, lazy, and I don't say "like" a lot.

Watched one ep of Dharma and Greg and promptly plucked my eyeballs out.

Chelle said...

Rae Carruth is a cone head.

DCNats said...

THAT is an amazing picture...

grins said...

Great list, by the way, I pass the spot where Carruth had his girlfriend ambushed every day. Fun huh?

Lindsay said...

I fucking hate the Yankees too....those assholes Jeter, A-Rod, Giambi...all of them. If the team's bus went off a cliff or something, I wouldn't give a damn.

jennifer said...

i second andi, regarding scarjo's breasts. it takes a lot less than that, actually, to get free drinks, etc.

don't hate on the lakers, especially now that i'm back in cali.

Cincysundevil said...

Your opinions mirror mine so much ... tell me why were not married??

Cincysundevil said...

Isn't that the creepiest photo?

Cincysundevil said...

Which pic? Carruth's cone-head or the perfection personified ScarJo?

Cincysundevil said...

That's gotta creep you out a bit .. it would me.

Cincysundevil said...

God bless ya for hating the Yankees. I think we all need to get those "Jesus hates the Yankees" tees.

Cincysundevil said...

Being a cute female is definitely the way to get free drinks. Guys almost never get free drinks unless you look like Brad Pitt and know the female bartender .

Sorry, but I will always hate the Lakers ... I'm a Spurs fan after all!