Say it ain't so!! YANNI arrested? Yahnni beat his girlfriend. I am having a good laugh at this. What in the world can she possibly have done to warrant a beat down from Yanni? Was she listening to Michael Bolton or the equally wussy Josh Groban? Did she finally call him out on his music? Was Yanni acting like Judd Hirsch's dad in the breakrast club: Shut up bitch! Fix me a turkey pot pie. Check out Yanni doing his best gangsta impression; even his mug shot is cheesy! He's not on par with Nick Nolte or James Brown .... damn you Yanni!! A friend of mine back in the Army always said that Yanni sounds like a cat disease. I always thought his music was more like 2 cats fucking in an alley.
21 comments:
Oooh, Yanni no looka so good. I can't imagine he could beat anyone. It's probably publicity and his wife actually beat his ass.
ou when i first read about this i had the same reaction as you but then i started thinking just because he is celebrity that creates all this soothing music doesn't necessarily mean the guy is soothing himself...he is human just like the rest of us. unfortunetly he turned out to be more on the aggressive side...poor dude. i hope it is a publicity stunt and nobody got hurt.
If Yanni goes to jail, a man named "Puddin'" will make beautiful music with his ass.
sometimes Yanni has to smack a bitch!
damn, didn't he used to look better than that?
Yo yo Yanni! It's hard out here for a pimp!
Why you gotta talk bad about your boy, Yanni? You weren't complaining when you saw his show in the 'Nati! That was Yanni you saw, right?
Andi-
I love the Operaman impression there. Yanni almost looks like a victim himself.
Sonrisa-
Yanni isn't a human being; he's some sort of alien life form designed to lull mindless masses into a state of idiocy.
YNH-
Puddin' .... now that is funny. Making some Yanni pudding ... now I'm a little disturbed but still laughing.
Dcnats-
Maybe he and Wayne Brady should go into the pimpin' business full time
Unforgiving-
I don't know that he ever looked better. Cheesier, yes ... but better, no.
Brooke-
Yanni is the epitome of "pimpin' ain't easy"
Deesguy-
Nope, you got us tickets for Josh Groban. My testicles shriveled into dust by the end of the show.
Wasn't he married to some supermodel? (Or was that John Tesh? I don't want to waste the brain cells to try and figure that out.)
I would try to figure out how he had a music career, but again, it hurts too much. I just remember that he's one more in a long line of musical "greats" that people have supported over the years: Englebert Humperdinck, Boxcar Willie, the aforementioned John Tesh, David Hasselhoff, Britney Spears....
Oohhh, you got my Operaman! That's why I lurv you, Cincy!
JHD-
The irony is that you mentioned a long list of folks who have had some run in with the law ... well, except maybe Englebert. I wonder if Boxcar Willie ever had to lay the smack down?
Andi-
And I lurv you back as well. We're so on the same wave length!!!
Ruben-
I am laughing so fucking hard right now!! I am picturing Yanni walking around yelling and acting like Ike .... oh man, you dropped the Ike Turner reference .... sooooo classic!! Well done my friend, well done!
I think Boxcar Willie once laid the smackdown on Slim Whitman (another one I forgot to include on my list).
Look at it this way, if LISTENING to their "music" makes you want to commit crime in order to get them to shut up, how bad must the effect be MAKING the "music"?
JHD-
An Evil Genius can withstand his own bad music. I wonder if Slim and Boxcar ever went out catting together?
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